Corrupt a Wish.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then you would be suspected of terrorism and sent to a torture center.

I wish eve was free.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Since you didnt ask for a wish you have all of your belongings stolen.

I wish learning was like the matrix.

[Liv]

an agent will interrupt your learning session and crush your skull with two fingers. then he will peel off your skin layer by layer until you lie there, a headless corpse of muscle and bones. he will then transport your bleeding, lifeless carcass into the wild to be picked apart by carrion feeding birds. days later he returns and defecates on your bones. your loved ones watch helplessly as agents assimilate their bodies, their last moments in this alternate reality in agonizing pain. soon the machines find your ship in the real world, the USS Anal Pretzel, and slowly but surely, the sentinels make their way into the control room where your helpless body awaits their unyielding, ruthless rape. your crew watches helplessly as the sentinels slowly disembowel your rigid flesh, leaving only the head and neck connected to the matrix to live out eternity as a turd covered skeleton. all of this because you're too lazy to take classes; was it worth it?

i wish i had whiskey

Edited December 11, 2009 by Liv

[Huskic]

But it was poisoned and you died.

I wish i had a tank.

[Warren 1st MRB]

you were just granted your wish, you now live in a tank full of old bladder infected urine

I wish i had whiskey that wasnt poisoned.

[GMoney BAR]

wish granted but it only snowed yellow snow

I wish I Dream of Genie would come back on TV

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Congrats on your very own plastic prop katana.

I wish I didn't have to go out to lunch today.

[Warren 1st MRB]

Your wish has been granted, you fell down some stairs and are now paralyzed from the waste down, no need to go to lunch.

I wish money grew on tree's

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but then the mob would guard then and shoot you in the face when you tried to steal the money.

I wish you could fish with dynamite.

[GMoney BAR]

rednecks do why can't you?

I wish for another wish

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

your wish is granted but then parker steals it.

I wish L4D was real.

[GMoney BAR]

you would but you would always be Rochelle

I wish I didn't have to take my finals and just get drunk

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you dont and you fail school and become a bum.

I wish I had an ant farm.

[Huskic]

wish granted but it was full of mutant ants that bit u and u turned into a zombie ant monster and we had to shoot you.

I wish i could breath in space and on earth.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

NASA captures you, run numerous invasive tests and then harvest your body parts for science.

I wish I didn't require sleep.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you forgot to include underwater do you go diving and get eaten by a shark.

I wish Gatorade made you better at sports.

[Warren 1st MRB]

but then you'd end up like Lance Armstrong half a testicle short of being a man.. (LOL harsh)

I wish I had a dodge viper

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

the day you get it you get car jacked and shot.

I wish I had a helicopter.

[Smithers 1st MRB]

You can have your helicopter, but try flying with a mountain lion in the passenger seat.

I wish I had some more tortilla chips for this here Guacamole.

[GMoney BAR]

It's not guacamole, it's mad cow shit

I wish I could go to never land

[Smithers 1st MRB]

You can have your pizza. But Its main topping is shrooms, In the Midst of your trip you decide to bob for apples in a deep fat fryer.

I wish It would rain a bit more right now.

[Huskic]

It rained acid rain and you ran out and melted into a puddle of bones and flesh.

I wish all my wishes where good from now on.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you are the only one left on earth have fun jerking off for eternity.

I wish I had hover boots.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

its actually not gay but straight but you see it as gay cause you suck penis.

I wish I was a juke box hero.

[Huskic]

But you had to switch to AT&T and you get less coverage.

I wish every one in the world was my bitch.