Corrupt a Wish.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

What the fuck Engle, just skip over my wish then, bastard.

McDowell, you don't have to go to work, but now you have no income.

I wish there was better food in my house for me to eat.

[Warren 1st MRB]

Home is where your family is, which consists of you lover engle and three eyed puppy george foreman...

I wish I had laser eye vision.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you would look at your dick one day and burn it off.

I wish Yama didnt yell at me.

[Huskic]

Granted here's a link to some hacks ( Noobsforthewin.com ) but then you get banned.

I wish the aliens that came to earth to make me there bitch were all hot space chicks from mars.without penises.

Edited December 15, 2009 by Huskic 1st MRB

[Vogt]

Because you wished for such a thing the great Bruce Lee would turn in his grave. He then would awaken from his eternal rest and ONE INCH POWER PUNCH your head off.

I wish it wasn't getting closer to 2012... People are going to act stupid for the most part.

[McCarthy]

Granted.. time starts moving backwards and you have to go back into your moms vagina.

I wish I wouldnt hear anymore gunshots in my neighborhood tonight.

[Vogt]

Granted... But you get married and have 10 kids and have to collect welfare and food stamps.

I wish Wingate would rap in vent.

Edited January 1, 2010 by Vogt 1st MRB

[Vogt]

Granted... But your ears will bleed. HOMIE!

I wish I could find a song so I can get lyrical in vent, ya mean?!

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

have fun being banned for the rest of your life.

I wish i didnt spill water on my computer

[Vogt]

But if you didn't, I'd still be cyber raping you.

I wish I didn't have to sing...

[Jasko]

yes but you became lucky enough to get AIDs

i wish my car was a hover car

[Jasko]

Granted, but Heath Ledger would come back from the grave and burn it all while wearing makeup and a purple and green suit.

i wish there was a billion dollars in my bank account

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

but you have to have your stomach pumped cause of all the jizz you swallowed to get it.

I wish I could put people i didnt like on an island with a trex.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but you have to clean up after it and take care of all of its medical bills, forcing you into bankruptcy and eventually leading you to become a crossdressing prostitute named LaShawnda.

I wish I was having a better weekend.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

We are gathered here at mckenzies funeral... wish granted now that you are dead you dont have to worry anymore.

I wish I had a flying dog.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

granted, but it flys about your neighborhood, devouring smaller dogs, which fills its thirst for blood until there are no more dogs. Now you are trapped in your room, the Dog is out side your window and the cops are at the door with a few questions for you.

I wish my RL NCOIC wasn't a raging thundercunt all the time.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

granted. instead of a raging thundercunt you are not in the navy being plundered by pirates in somalia.

I wish i could make sprite with some lemons and limes.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you make your sprite from your lemons and limes. But god is a wrathful being, and after having given you lemons to make lemonade and instead you made sprite, he smites you. Because he is an almighty smiter.

I wish I could kill every single stupid MF in the world.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you wake up and get hit by a bus the end.

I wish I had a flea circus.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you now have a circus's worth of fleas...

I wish I had my Colt Industries M4A1.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted. You are led into a room, with a hole in the ceiling and an briefcase on the table. You open the briefcase finding it empty. Suddenly the door slams shut and you are locked in. A nickel falls from the ceiling, then another and another. Soon, it becomes a torrent of nickels, burying you slowly in their weight, constantly pounding you until you are dead and buried amongst your 10 trillion dollars...in nickels. Giving a whole new meaning to "Blood Money"

I wish I didn't have to do a uniform inspection tomorrow.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted. These Alien Implants are implanted correctly, allowing you to use alien weaponry. However you start losing all your teeth and fingernail, crave cat food and are able to communicate with other Aliens...all while starring in a really shitty movie. Have fun!

I wish I was promoted to Corporal tomorrow. (in the USMC)

[GMoney BAR]

Your wish is granted but the catch is you have to have sex with the Commander in Chief on national television during gay pride day in Disney Land.

I wish spring would come soon.

[GMoney BAR]

Granted! It is now legal to be a homosexual rapist and you are repeatedly raped like it's groundhog day.

I wish I lived next door to Michael Jackson

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but seeing as how you aren't slow, sickly or foreign, he has no interest in molesting you and therefore never invites you over to use his amusement park or petting zoo.

I wish I had more cheez its.