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  Wells 1st MRB said:
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Granted, here's an ice storm.

I wish I never had to work again.

Granted, your family then denounce you for your lack of contributions and you never get that bump looked at which turned out to be Herpes.

I wish Gooderham didn't have Herpes.

Granted, it turned out to be syphilis instead.

I wish People could punch other people via internet.

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  McDowell 1st MRB said:
I wish I could just teleport to where ever I wanted.

Granted, but everytime you wher going to teleport you lose ur memory.

I wish that every girl i made eye contact whit needed to have sex whit me.

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  Berg 1st MRB said:
  McDowell 1st MRB said:
I wish I could just teleport to where ever I wanted.

Granted, but everytime you wher going to teleport you lose ur memory.

I wish that every girl i made eye contact whit needed to have sex whit me.

Granted, but your wish backfired so now every woman you see dies when you see them.

I wish that the moon would become yellow.

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  Lloyd 1st MRB said:
granted but every time you pee chunks of moon rock comes out.

I wish i had a unicorn

Granted, but your unicorn tries to stab you every time you talk about it and eventually kills you and everyone who knows about it. The secret dies with you.

I wish the US government would forgive all student loans.

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  Wells 1st MRB said:
I wish the US government would forgive all student loans.

Granted, Congress passes a law forgiving all student loans of any blame for their past or future crimes.

I wish I lived in a castle.

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  Lafy BAR said:
  Wells 1st MRB said:
I wish the US government would forgive all student loans.

Granted, Congress passes a law forgiving all student loans of any blame for their past or future crimes.

I wish I lived in a castle.

Granted, but the government sees this sudden rock build thing as a threat and decides to bomb you.

I wish that modern music werent so bad.

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Granted but in order to achieve this your head shrinks to half it's normal size and you have to find work in a travelling circus

I wish that my boss would fall down and empty lift shaft

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