Corrupt a Wish.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Granted. You later find out the sesame seeds was really dried up donkey sperm.

I wish Mckenzie would bow before me.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but its only cause i was looking to pick up a quarter, and I punch you in the balls on the way back up. '

I wish I lived off base.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

You now live in a cardboard box sucking dick for crack money.

I wish Gatoraide made me better at sports

[Warren 1st MRB]

Granted then you lose your testicles for taking steriods, placed in your gatorade

I wish Engle was smart enough to learn how to spell Gatorade properly lol

[Wilhelm]

Granted, then you realize that i sux @ spelin 2. Hukt un Fonix wURkd 4 I

I wish I was as sick of a player as Miller with my rifles.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Granted. You now have aids just like miller that give him super human abilities... to bad you have 3 days to live.

I wish Parker would stop hurting Ford.

[Jasko]

granted, but now he will hurt you and you don't like it this time

I wish my extended family wasn't filled with greedy fuckheads

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted you now live in a commune with a bunch of dirty smelly hippy family who are all to willing to share their tofu burger with you.

I wish this Microsoft Exchange class was easier.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, because you have to move your stuff outta your house into your new lovely cardboard box, which you now have in East LA. Good luck not getting stabbed!

I wish this weekend wouldn't end.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you get a dishonorable discharge and can no longer find work. Enjoy all your time off!

I wish Hansbarger (my roommate) wasn't such a douche.

[Jasko]

Granted, but he becomes overly nice and you wake up with a used condom in your ass and a box of chocolates in your hands with a card that says "Thank you"

I wish i could find a live unicorn.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you find it seconds before it gores you with its horn.

I wish I had more Ramen.

[S. Mitchell]

Granted, but once the lead is gold, the gold turns into Captain Sutton in lingerie. Have fun.

I wish i was an octopus so i could strangle Hawkins 8 times all at once.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but he dies and your charged with his murder and your name becomes publicly known as the Erotic Aspyhixation Homo Murderer. Your parents must be so proud.

I wish my SNCO's in my shop weren't so retarded sometimes.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Your SNCOs are now the strictest mfs on the planet. if you sneeze or blink wrong they cut off your balls, have fun.

I wish I had a ban stick in rl.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but one day you absent mindedly tap your self in the crotch with it, and have banished your privates into another dimension, never to be seen again. Good luck with the Ladies though!

I wish I hadn't lost my rifle cleaning gear.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but they are from Pedro Bill's Taco Shack and Cigarette Emporium. You get dysyntery, and the duty NCO finds your dead corpse on the bathroom floor, having shat your intestinal tract clear of your body. Your mother would be so proud.

I wish I had more sets of desert cammies that weren't fucked up.

[Benoit]

Granted, but it gives you explosive diarrhea.

I wish for a wish.

[Benoit]

Granted, but he doesn't.

I wish for people to realize I read post.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but then they realize they really can't stand you and start to ignore you lol. Love ya Benoit xD jk jk

I wish I wish I was a fish!

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, you now have incureable insomnia, enjoy the asylum!!

I wish I had another Mt. Dew

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted...but then you realized your sperm count became nonexistent and your balls shriveled up

I wish these leftover easter jellybeans let me hear people's thoughts...

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted...but your one day acrued a grand total of $354,768,589,000.69 in taxes. Do not pass go.

I wish our government actually made sense...

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you are now on a deserted island with a total population of yourself. Have fun being president.

I wish wells would stop feeding XD.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

*BUMP*