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Granted, You become a world champion snow boarder, with lots of money on the way in sponsor deals. Then you are struck dead by a meteor. The end.

I wish my girlfriend would stop getting pissed I haven't asked her to get engaged yet, with out her leaving me, or being a man.

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Granted, you get into a horrific accident where it gets totaled, but you managed to stay safe. The insurance company manages to pay for most of it, but if you were to cover the rest, you'd lose your home, so you're stuck with a Ferarri that looks even worse than the Toyota Hilux they have propped on a podium in the Top Gear UK Studios.

I wish it would stop snowing.

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You have a helicopter, though it doesnt work, and its been submerged in water for several years and you now have tetanus just from looking at it.

i wish i had a better computer to play this game with.

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You managed to get one, and after months of great service, it gives you a message saying a virus destroyed it, and before that, used it as a launching point for an attack at the US DoD computers. Congrats, you now have the FBI knocking at your door.

I wish M. Kim's basement would stop being cold.

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Bout to bring this thread back from the dead...

Granted, you get a Guiness World Record book delivered directly into your face at Mach 5.

I wish I was out of this stupid country and was back home.

Granted, home is where the heart is, and you just had a cardiac arrest.

I wish i won the lottery and was given 10 million British Pounds Sterling.

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You win 10 millions pounds sterlings, however a currency crash hits, and your pounds sterling are now on par with confederate paper money.

EDIT: You have a glass of water. It carries dysentery. You die.

I wish I take control of a random african country via coup d'etat and establish a junta of Canadian soldiers to rule over my african dominions.

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Congratulations, you're promoted to "Manager's fuck toy". It's very well paid. He's a closet sadist.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

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Congratulations, you're promoted to "Manager's fuck toy". It's very well paid. He's a closet sadist.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

Granted, but they all give birth to octuplets after you impregnate them all. Have fun wit hthe child support.

I wish I had every song that I have ever liked in one awesome play list on my functioning iPod.

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Congratulations, you're promoted to "Manager's fuck toy". It's very well paid. He's a closet sadist.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

Granted, but they all give birth to octuplets after you impregnate them all. Have fun wit hthe child support.

I wish I had every song that I have ever liked in one awesome play list on my functioning iPod.

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Then your iPod is stolen by TSA on your trip back.

I wish I had a coin to use to decide: Retirement or staying in limbo.

Granted, but it must be flipped by Anton Chigurh.

I wish I had unlimited access to the hospitals anabolic steroid, human growth hormone and morphine storage rooms.

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