Corrupt a Wish.

[M. Clark]

i lose.

Edited February 24, 2010 by M. Clark 1st MRB

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, instead they are evil geniuses, coming up with even more ways to torture and be little those below them.

I wish it was friday.

[Jasko]

but somehow friday became the 1st day of the week..

i wish my 1 stick of RAM wasn't shit

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, instead of 1 gig of ram you now have 1mb of ram.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

you are now being raped in every hole on your body while being lit on fire from a jetpack.

I wish my razer mouse was a razer.

[S. Mitchell]

Granted, but you can never shave anymore, and are thrown in jail for being a suspected terrorist.

I wish my flu went away

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted but now you have MRSA which causes massive nasty infections and ends up killing you.

I wish I didn't have to do this retarded fucking run tomorrow.

Edited February 26, 2010 by McKenzie 1st MRB

[S. Mitchell]

Granted, but you then have sex with a fat chick, who suffocates you.

I wish I didn't have school today

[Jasko]

but then today would have been the only day off of school for the rest of your life

i wish unicorns were real.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

your pizza was made in an aids infested pizzria. you now have 3 days to live have fun.

I wish i could shoot flames out of my fingers.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but the wish fairy is slightly dislexic, and there for you now shoot Flamers out of your fingers, who proceed to hit on and attempt to have gay butt sex with you. Have fun.

I wish I had passed Rifle MOS.

(also my wish to not go on the run was granted. Woot woot!)

[S. Mitchell]

Granted, but you are then discharged from the unit.

I wish I had some chicken wings

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but now you have a bunch of chicken wings, bloody and still covered in feathers, due to the losers of your mexican cock fighting ring going on in your basement, and the cops are knocking on the door wondering why your house smells like cheap tequila and dead animals. Good luck.

I wish I had some chinese food.

[McCarthy]

Granted, you now have dog and cat meat in front of you.

I wish I didn't have drill tomorrow.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, instead you are now going to be standing guard duty for the next 96 hours. And god help you if you fall asleep, for that is when the ice weasels come...

I wish i was getting laid by a hot female right now, who didn't have any STD's.

[Ford 1st MRB]

Granted, but instead Rosie O'Donnell is coming over to show you her thong collection and you have to stare at the 17 lbs of bush popping out of the thongs all day.

I wish midgets didn't freak me out.

[Jasko]

Granted, but then you grow a midget fetish and can only be turned on by a fat midget name dorcy who smokes 4 packs a day.

I wish all cops weren't such douchebags.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted. Now you live in 1942 Germany, so instead of douchebags, the Polizei are now Fascists! And your a Jew...again. Good luck xD.

I wish I didn't have a massive welt right above my left nipple.

[GMoney BAR]

Granted but instead of bullets you're given lawnmower blades.

I wish I could make up my mind about going to grad school or not

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, but its grad school at a clown college. Have fun being in the circus!

I wish I had just enough money to pay off all my bills and a little extra, for the rest of my life.

[S. Mitchell]

Granted, but the "little money" given to you for the rest of your life is a measly 6 cents. Whatcha gonna buy??

I wish Mr. T would pity me.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Granted, he does cause your a retarded flipper baby.

I wish I was done with this week.

(and as for the 6 cents? 6 PIECES OF PENNY CANDY BITCH! lol)

[S. Mitchell]

Granted, but next week will be worse.

I wish I was a pineapple.

[Jasko]

granted, but you will suffer the pain of being cut up and eaten alive by people who just love you

i wish my second stick of ram would actually show up

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

A second stick will RAM you, very hard, in your rectum. The stick will belong to a large black man named Huggy. Have fun!

I wish I had more sesame chicken.