Corrupt a Wish.

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Granted, but no one misses you online.

I wish Wells was nicer.

[C. Thompson]

Granted. But shes only nicer to others and meaner to you.

I wish I had a beer.

[Guest]

Granted. Enjoy your non-alcoholic beer.

I wish I had a '59 Gibson Les Paul sunburst.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted, but it doesnt have any parts on it (including strings)

I wish I had M16A1 Semi Automatic rifle, that is gas operated, magazine fed, air cooled, and fires 5.56 NATO.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted, but it doesnt have any parts on it (including strings)

I wish I had M16A1 Semi Automatic rifle, that is gas operated, magazine fed, air cooled, and fires 5.56 NATO.

Granted, you shoot yourself with it.

I wish Ash would let Pikachu evolve already.

[B. O'Hare 1st MRB]

Granted, Pikachu evolves and realizes he's a strong independent Raichu that don't need no Ash. Leaving Ash with a collection of pokemon he's scorned over the years that he is now forced to rely on. Ash dies lonely and heart broken that his only true friend left him.

I wish that Mountain Dew Baja Blast was always available at places other than Taco Bell.

[S. Jones 1st MRB]

Granted, but it doesnt have any parts on it (including strings)

I wish I had M16A1 Semi Automatic rifle, that is gas operated, magazine fed, air cooled, and fires 5.56 NATO.

Granted, the next time you log onto Modern Warfare.

I wish I had a milkshake.

[J. Ascencio 1st MRB]

Granted, but it doesnt have any parts on it (including strings)

I wish I had M16A1 Semi Automatic rifle, that is gas operated, magazine fed, air cooled, and fires 5.56 NATO.

Granted, the next time you log onto Modern Warfare.

I wish I had a milkshake.

Granted, but you go to a restaurant and the server just got fired and decides to take revenge and laces the glass with Ebola and you get it.

I wish I had a time machine.

Edited October 31, 2014 by J. Ascencio 1st MRB

[C. Thompson]

Granted. but you get trapped in the stone age.

I wish i could fly.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted, here is your one way ticket to Syria.

I wish i had cheez-its

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Be sure some one else isn't already posting when you are posting! !!!!

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted, here is your one way ticket to Syria.

I wish i had cheez-its

Granted. The cheese is ball cheese

I wish I had a fridge full of Jack Daniels

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted, However the bottles are empty

I wish I had every generation of gaming consoles

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, I put them in a locked safe inside your basement - good luck figuring out the combination!

I wish more people dressed up for Halloween today!

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted, but a full moon was out magically turned everyone into what they were wearing.

I wish my water bottle was full.

[S. Hill]

Granted, it was full of piss the trick or treaters gave you when you pulled prank on them to take there candy, LMAO!!!

I wish i found true love again.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted. A magical fairy casted a spell in you making the first thing you see fall love with you. Unfortunately, it was a porcupine.

I wish i could be a good singer

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. You look and act like justin bieber and now everyone is trying to kill you

I wish I had my own house with a massive game room

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, but you never get to live there or even see it because the new Justin Beiber won it from you in a sing-off.

I wish Quarterman would stop using internet explorer.

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Granted, Quarterman never uses the internet again because he is afraid of change.

I wish i had fruit snacks right now

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Granted, but Wells turned them all into poo.

I wish people would stop spreading lies about internet explorer.

Edited November 2, 2014 by Quarterman 1st MRB

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, they just spread lies about Quarterman now.

I wish Quarterman could learn how to spell my name right.

[C. Thompson]

Granted. But now he only spells it in other languages.

I wish i could have more money.

[Quarterman 1st MRB]

Granted, so stop playing Wells to strip for you.

I wish I was a famous Hockey Player.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, you're famously bad and everyone pays to see you fail at hockey.

I wish Quarterman could use spellcheck on the forums.