Corrupt a Wish.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. Now his spelling is perfect but his grammar is bad.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of coffee

[Guest]

Granted, but it's full of piss.

I wish I had a Bento box.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, but it's empty and you still have to pay full price.

I wish I had a roomba.

[B. O'Hare 1st MRB]

Granted, but it comes with the rocket launcher attachment and an insatiable lust for blood.

I wish I was as good as Cannon with the sniper in DoD:S

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted, then you were banned from every server on dods because everyone knows Cannon hacks.

I wish Cannon didn't hack

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. He is still banned for being bad

I wish Wells would stop trying to take my lamp

[C. Thompson]

Granted. But instead she breaks it since she cant have it.

I wish i could be a millionare.

[Duckers 1st MRB]

Granted. But you have to pay twice the amount on taxes.

I whish for a crab cake.

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted. The crab was undercooked and when you try to eat it, it pinches your nose.

I wish alcohol came with a no hangover guarantee.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. You can now never get drunk as well

I wish I had perfect grades without having to do shit

[Gardner2]

Granted. You can now never get drunk as well

I wish I had perfect grades without having to do shit

Granted, you have graduated and now have a job shoveling shit.

I wish that I had nothing.

[S. Hill]

Granted, you now have nothing to look forward to in life and take up a sniper rifle and hunt down the new justin beiber.

I wish i could redo my life and stay in the Marines.

[C. Thompson]

Granted. You stay as a LCpl your entire career however.

I wish the server had people in it this early in the morning.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. Now you can never get in the server

I wish I had a car that is not shitty

[Guest]

Granted, you get KITT from Knight Rider except he is now really pissed off because he is 30 years older and destroys your life with acerbic, sardonic and just downright sarcastic comments.

I wish I had a parachute in DOD:S.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted, but it has a large hole in it rendering it useless.

I wish I had another kitten.

[Gilmore 1st MRB]

Granted but the kitten works in the circus and you have to train it to ride a tricycle everyday for the next 20 years before it becomes good.

I wish I had another glass of water.

[C. Thompson]

Granted. However someone slipped some laxatives and rufies in your water.

I wish the annoying people would just go away.

[Lafy BAR]

I wish the annoying people would just go away.

Granted, you leave.

I wish I had a pizza.

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted, but it has no cheese or sauce.

I wish that I had a winning scratch off ticket,

[Lafy BAR]

I wish that I had a winning scratch off ticket,

Granted! You win a free ticket! The following ticket also wins a free ticket. This continues indefinitely. Your entire life devolves into never ending ticket scratching. All your waking hours are spent scratching and winning free tickets. You slowly go crazy as you the free tickets chase you into your dreams.

I wish I had some cheese and sauce for my pizza!

[LaGesse 1st MRB]

Granted, you have cheese derived from horse milk and your sauce is toothpaste mixed with soy sauce.

I wish I could go to an OzzFest.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. You can go and have tickets but the show gets cancled as soon as you arrive.

I wish I had more whiskey and beer

[Wells 1st MRB]

Granted. You have a fountain of whiskey and a river of beer at the house you loss to the new Bieber in that sing off.

I wish "team help" was helpful!

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Granted. You are now no longer a part of team help.

I wish I had my lamp