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So I visited home last week. My sister who is 13 has the typical teenager white girl taste in music. Lady Gaga [CRAP] Ke$ha [Taylor swift on crack and can't sing] So while I despise these singers, being a more metal head myself, [5FDP, Rammstein, 2Cents] I can at least hope she grows out of the crap. But then she plays something so horrible I decide that man kind no longer needs to exist. I almost killed myself right then and there. Justin Beiber. The Canadian R&B singer. The scourge of the music world. Come on man you guys are suppose to be our allies! Now your poisoning the airwaves with this crap.

Well you may ask " Hey Phil, its Wednesday and if you heard it last week why bring it up?" Well the answer is this, I had to do room inspections for my job. And in one of the rooms I inspected the lady, who i might add is at least 18 years old, was listening to one of Bieber's songs. So thanks a lot Canada. Thanks for giving me a new purpose in life. I will now aspire to become president of the USA. Then when I do... Well read the topic description.

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Wow really you have the balls to start this thread. Hmmm lets see what America has fucking contributed:

Backstreet Boys

Aaron Carter

NSYNC

98 Degrees

Dream Street

Jonas Brothers

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus

The Cheetah Girls

Should I go on, ok thanks for playing this game. Morton go fuck yourself and uninstall RL.

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Wow really you have the balls to start this thread. Hmmm lets see what America has fucking contributed:

Backstreet Boys

Aaron Carter

NSYNC

98 Degrees

Dream Street

Jonas Brothers

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus

The Cheetah Girls

Should I go on, ok thanks for playing this game. Morton go fuck yourself and uninstall RL.

I fail to see your point Major? Lol jk.. god the US has done some horrible things. Play those guys in the Mid East during prayer and we win.

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Wow really you have the balls to start this thread. Hmmm lets see what America has fucking contributed:

Backstreet Boys

Aaron Carter

NSYNC

98 Degrees

Dream Street

Jonas Brothers

Selena Gomez

Miley Cyrus

The Cheetah Girls

Should I go on, ok thanks for playing this game. Morton go fuck yourself and uninstall RL.

I must say, that Major guy has a point.

BUT, considering the amount of actual talent that we have produced compared to the number of Canada's... I'm sure USA can admit that we still come out on top.

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Just in case you don't...

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Well except it was the British that burned Washington. And That The US won the war. I like it. Nice folk music, sounds a lot like a bunch of hillbillies crooning.

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Well except it was the British that burned Washington. And That The US won the war. I like it. Nice folk music, sounds a lot like a bunch of hillbillies crooning.

Wow, what a joke! If you'd have won the war I'd be reciting the pledge of allegiance every morning at school instead of listening to Oh Canada.

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We won by 1. Stopping Impressing of our sailors. 2. By stopping Britain from blocking our trade. 3. Stopping Indian raids. 4. Stopping Britain from creating an Indian Nation. Which allowed the US to expand westward unhindered. 4. By resisting a STRONGER power and preserving our Honor.

Then Britain kinda won by preserving their colony. [Dominion of Canada founded: 1867] So it was a Win- kinda Win.

Thank you Jenke come back when you got some game! LOL. Sorry man History major so i love this stuff.

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