First off, you get crap on your systems. It happens. You install a program, you uninstall a program. You get layer upon layer of crap. So how do we get rid of this crap? Well, I use Crap Cleaner. This can actually take a few minutes, but its worth it. Just know that it can delete all of your cookies, so you may have to log into a couple of websites from time to time. But as it cleans through your registry, its worth it. And you can choose to not let delete your cookies.
The next thing I find important to have is a better disk optimization program. The one that comes with Windows is fine and dandy, but there are better options out there. My favorite is Auslogics Disk Defrag. It has two modes: defragement and defragrament w/ optimize. Run this once a week (once a month for you lazy bastards out there), and things that can often get fragmented (like DODS maps), will no longer have this issue.
Okay, so you fucked up and you have a problem. You hit the gay animal porn site, and now mom is going to find out because you keep getting an Ashton Kutcher look-a-like "standing behind" a sheep that keeps baa-ing. Its fine. We've all been there. Well, not really, but your predeliction for Old MacDonald's 4-H entry is something between you and Flossy the Sheep. So how do you get rid of the embarrassing stuff? Well, folks, there isn't a magic bullet out there, but there is something damn close. Its called Malwarebytes and I haven't found anything it can't get rid of yet. When I worked in a college and students would bring me their unusable computers, it could fix any issue with virii, trojans, or worms. Think you might have a problem? Run it. It takes a couple of hours, so maybe run it overnight.
Finally, you got your computer 7 months ago and guess what? Your anti-virus is expired. Those bastards! How dare they pull this sort of crap. Is this a bait and switch? Feeling screwed? Well, quit bending over and taking it from the trojans. There is some very good anti-virus software out there. Believe it or not, the highest rated free software out there right now is made by Microsoft. I am not going to tell you that your Anti-Virus is bad (unless it is) or that you need to switch to MS. I prefer Microsoft's AV over every paid product but NOD32 and Kaspersky. I hear great things about Norton 360, but I have not used it yet. If you want a good AV that is not a resource hog, Microsoft Security Essentials is worth a try.
Its Friday Night Fight Night in HLL and me and Muthas are in different squads.
We meet up while attacking a point:
Me: Muthas! Let's go get the poiple toineps!
Muthas: Hah poi....
We are immediately cut down by a MG.
Steam messages:
Muthas: LMFAOO
Me:OMFG! ROFLMAO!
Name: elon musk
Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:918906720
Duration of Ban: Permanent
Reasons for the Ban: Racist comments and Mass Team Killing
Demo Provided?: N
Comments: Keebler reported in public chat, sent screen shot of typed comments
Hey Reis! Great to see you again, man. The unit means a lot to all of us and I know you were here for quite some time. There’s always room for you to come back
*Salute*
I dont know how many of the people that know me or what i did in the unit are still here. But i just wanted to leave a huge thank you on the forums to this unit, that i was a part of for so many years, and all the good times and hardships i shared with a lot of different people from all over the world.
Maybe i'll still see you in DoD:s
*Salute*
2nd Platoon Weekly Attendance
Week of 10NOV2024
P = Present | E = Excused | A = Absent
Platoon Staff
WO. A. Pitteway - Excused
MSgt. J. Candy - Present
TSgt. A Yoder - Present
1st Squad
Squad leader: SSgt. R. Fielding - Present
Cpl. B. Grande - Present
Pfc. R. Smith - Excused
Pfc. M. Noel - Present
Pfc. C. Keebler - Present
Pvt. D. Moffat - Present
Pvt. R. Zera - Absent
Pvt. N. Clement - Excused
2nd Squad
Squad leader: Cpl. S. Holquist - Present
Pfc. A. Cannon - Excused
Pfc. T. Scary - Present
Pfc. C. Marsh - Present
Pfc. M. Oake - Excused
Pvt. L. Whistle - Present
Pvt. M. Clarkson - Excused
Pvt. W. Swift - Present
Helpers: WO. S. Belcher
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Dillon 1st MRB
First off, you get crap on your systems. It happens. You install a program, you uninstall a program. You get layer upon layer of crap. So how do we get rid of this crap? Well, I use Crap Cleaner. This can actually take a few minutes, but its worth it. Just know that it can delete all of your cookies, so you may have to log into a couple of websites from time to time. But as it cleans through your registry, its worth it. And you can choose to not let delete your cookies.
Crap Cleaner at Majorgeeks.com
The next thing I find important to have is a better disk optimization program. The one that comes with Windows is fine and dandy, but there are better options out there. My favorite is Auslogics Disk Defrag. It has two modes: defragement and defragrament w/ optimize. Run this once a week (once a month for you lazy bastards out there), and things that can often get fragmented (like DODS maps), will no longer have this issue.
Auslogics Disk Defrag
Okay, so you fucked up and you have a problem. You hit the gay animal porn site, and now mom is going to find out because you keep getting an Ashton Kutcher look-a-like "standing behind" a sheep that keeps baa-ing. Its fine. We've all been there. Well, not really, but your predeliction for Old MacDonald's 4-H entry is something between you and Flossy the Sheep. So how do you get rid of the embarrassing stuff? Well, folks, there isn't a magic bullet out there, but there is something damn close. Its called Malwarebytes and I haven't found anything it can't get rid of yet. When I worked in a college and students would bring me their unusable computers, it could fix any issue with virii, trojans, or worms. Think you might have a problem? Run it. It takes a couple of hours, so maybe run it overnight.
Malware Bytes
Finally, you got your computer 7 months ago and guess what? Your anti-virus is expired. Those bastards! How dare they pull this sort of crap. Is this a bait and switch? Feeling screwed? Well, quit bending over and taking it from the trojans. There is some very good anti-virus software out there. Believe it or not, the highest rated free software out there right now is made by Microsoft. I am not going to tell you that your Anti-Virus is bad (unless it is) or that you need to switch to MS. I prefer Microsoft's AV over every paid product but NOD32 and Kaspersky. I hear great things about Norton 360, but I have not used it yet. If you want a good AV that is not a resource hog, Microsoft Security Essentials is worth a try.
Microsoft Security Essentials
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