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Top 5 signs you're a complete failure as a musician:

1) The American public embraces your music; other musicians hate it.

2) You have to get naked to sell your music and/or videos

3) You have Snoop Dogg make an appearance.

4) You have a chorus that consists of about 85+% of the song

5) You autotune your voice

When will some serial killer go on a 'bad singer' killing spree and take out the likes of this chick, lady gaga, and the rest of our cultures favorite musical failures?

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Your responses are exactly what I expected haha perfect. Oh btw she was born in Santa Barbara, California

Has anyone ever had that dot candy that comes on a paper strip?

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Top 5 signs you're a complete failure as a musician:

1) The American public embraces your music; other musicians hate it.

2) You have to get naked to sell your music and/or videos

3) You have Snoop Dogg make an appearance.

4) You have a chorus that consists of about 85+% of the song

5) You autotune your voice

When will some serial killer go on a 'bad singer' killing spree and take out the likes of this chick, lady gaga, and the rest of our cultures favorite musical failures?

Going to have to agree with this, most if not all of the singers these days tend to be more like what Wells said, entertainers, crap musc but if you just want to listen to something to have music playing in the background sure, looking for some kind of meaning in the song, look elsewhere.

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