When birds attack

[Collins]

MY god i went out for a jog coz football, real football that is, aussie football! is bout to start with pre-season and i need to run. Anyway whilst doing that, i stop to stretch my legs and next moment i hear a big whoosh sound. didnt know what it was, thought i was just hearing things, start stretching again, and next sec i yell out FUCKING HELL YOU COCKSUCKER OF A BIRD YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE! a damn bird bloody swooped me and pecked just behind the ear. it goddamn hurt, took a piece of me as well, a small one but still a piece. felt a little bad coz there were kids walking to school that heard me, hope they dont use those words at school.

[Worsham]

Hahahahahahahaha. I like how you screamed at the birds.

I probably would have pissed

My pants laughing if I saw it.

[Collins]

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

I've done that they havent pecked me but they have come close and i have yelled at them

[Collins]

this was the first time i have ever actually been hit by one of them, usually i dodge em, but still sucker was the stealthiest yet

[Dexter]

HAHAHA I've never heard of a bird doing the before. What kind of fucked up birds do you have in Australia?

[Collins]

The only ones that i know that love to swoop are magpies, which is the type that got me today

[Collins]

The only ones that i know that love to swoop are magpies, which is the type that got me today

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Collins, I didn't know you were trying out for a remake of Alfred Hitchcocks The Birds! Good luck! xDDDD

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[O'Pray]

hahahhha maggies are out! lol

Ive been swooped plenty of times when i was younger, but never hit.... lucky guy Collins!

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

well yeah they want him dead... better watch yourself they will attack again

[Ness]

lol they're Plovers. They make nests on ovals and other grassy areas and attack hardcore if anybody wants to use the area.

We had a infestation at my primary school, Victoria is known for them