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I know that you have asked my accent to the ''winter dance'' and she agreed, but she has a few questions to ask.

* Do I need to wear a dress? - She has no body.

* Do I need to speak a lot? - She needs me to do this.

* Do you need a kiss at the end of the night? - She has no mouth.

* Do I need to dance? - She has no arms or legs. (I dance like the inflatable wacky arm man)

* How cold is Winter in Americaland? - Chillyness brrrrrr.

She is a shy accent, and would appreciate a prompt reply.

Also a fee of $10.00 for my needed participation.

Yours truly - Ness.

(Ive been drinking, I apologize for this post in advance).

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5:05 am, can't sleep.

O'Pray and I had waaaaaaaaay to much to drink and he is now sleeping, drooling on himself and snoring hardcore - It is moments like this when I actually look over at him and smile. < I am marrying this man :P

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5:05 am, can't sleep.

O'Pray and I had waaaaaaaaay to much to drink and he is now sleeping, drooling on himself and snoring hardcore - It is moments like this when I actually look over at him and smile. < I am marrying this man :P

Go plug his nose with your fingers and enjoy his reactions.

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