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Mines fantastic, its like living in a drama series, LMFAO, got 6 adults and 3 children living under one roof, got 1 adult out of work, 2 working, 1 takes care of 2 children, 1 is crazy, and is dispressed or some shit like that which she uses as an excuse for everything, got cops called here every so often, got child services come here 2 times a week, oh and also have a sports person struggling with injury who doesnt have a job and helps look after 2 children and practically is like the parent for the 3rd child coz the crazy woman cant look after her own child, most the time she dont want to.

I could make a fortune of this shit lol.

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Collins, call MTV right now and make them pay you shitloads of money to make a reality show out of your household. I can see it now, "Collins: down under", it will play right after "16 and pregnant"

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In my case it would be two households due to having divorced parents for over 10 years.

Mom's house: Mom (very perverted, funny, and definitely doesn't take shit from anybody) step-dad (perverted, a devoted cop and was a captain in the army during the Persian gulf war), 3 dogs (one is my moms protector, one is not really nice to anybody except for me and one drinks beer and loves attention)

Basically my mom's house is "dirty" and filled with dogs

Dad's house: Dad (very helpful, hates nothing, silly, and of course perverted), step-mom (scary driver, crazy, definitely not boring, caring), one dog (eats anything without chewing it, looks like a bear, strong as a bear, and acts like a human more than a dog)

Basically not that different from my moms house except less dogs and not quite as "dirty"

Also Collins maybe you should film your household and make a fortune out of it

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In my case it would be two households due to having divorced parents for over 10 years.

Mom's house: Mom (very perverted, funny, and definitely doesn't take shit from anybody) step-dad (perverted, a devoted cop and was a captain in the army during the Persian gulf war), 3 dogs (one is my moms protector, one is not really nice to anybody except for me and one drinks beer and loves attention)

Basically my mom's house is "dirty" and filled with dogs

Dad's house: Dad (very helpful, hates nothing, silly, and of course perverted), step-mom (scary driver, crazy, definitely not boring, caring), one dog (eats anything without chewing it, looks like a bear, strong as a bear, and acts like a human more than a dog)

Basically not that different from my moms house except less dogs and not quite as "dirty"

Also Collins maybe you should film your household and make a fortune out of it

Lol they all perverted except ur step mum??

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Its me and 3 other friends, and two of them are girls. One girl works pier one, the other works at hooters, and my other friend works at an offshore company. On average....there is approximately 10 people over here, and its not the same people everyday. There is also an american bulldog that lives with us that shits every where and yea.... its pretty much like a big "gang". No complaints really... except for what i posted in the morale office. lol!!

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Growing up for me was a little crazy:- Alcoholic mother and step father meant that the oldest (Me) had to tend for 5 kids in the house (Sister passed away when we were younger). - Long story short: - They didn't take her passing well and it was taken out on me, beign sick this was always hard and things only got worse. I am not sure why I am not a lot more screwed up than I am :P

I am glad to say that the household I created for Bailey, Rhys and I is a lot more stable:- Rhys and I barely even argue, I am relatively strange and it is cause for a house full of fun times and laughs. I am very very clean which I understand may be hard on Rhys and Bailey sometimes (me constantly cleaning around them and after them). But what we have works and we have a lovely home and family.

What I can say Collins is:- When you are older (not saying you are to young to do so) you will miss the noise and you will find a lot of things boring and trivial.

People complain day to day about nonsense, it is people that actually put in the hard work and see those little imperfection of life that can take the right things from situations.

- I know we don't get along but I *hi5 you on your effort with your family and I wish you all the best. You're a good brother, son and support base for your family.

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my life is hell :(

dad: chain smoker constant drinker dosnt care about anything but himself

mom: works alot when shes home she complains how the house is mess but she made the mess

me: 17 year old who dosnt wanna be here and cant wait till im 18 and done with school so i can escape this bitch ass town

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Growing up for me was a little crazy:- Alcoholic mother and step father meant that the oldest (Me) had to tend for 5 kids in the house (Sister passed away when we were younger). - Long story short: - They didn't take her passing well and it was taken out on me, beign sick this was always hard and things only got worse. I am not sure why I am not a lot more screwed up than I am :P

I am glad to say that the household I created for Bailey, Rhys and I is a lot more stable:- Rhys and I barely even argue, I am relatively strange and it is cause for a house full of fun times and laughs. I am very very clean which I understand may be hard on Rhys and Bailey sometimes (me constantly cleaning around them and after them). But what we have works and we have a lovely home and family.

What I can say Collins is:- When you are older (not saying you are to young to do so) you will miss the noise and you will find a lot of things boring and trivial.

People complain day to day about nonsense, it is people that actually put in the hard work and see those little imperfection of life that can take the right things from situations.

- I know we don't get along but I *hi5 you on your effort with your family and I wish you all the best. You're a good brother, son and support base for your family.

Lol im not complaining, i enjoy it

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Right now, just me, my mom, and my sister under a single roof, Sisters a Sergeant in the United States Marines and is currently using some leave to spend some time with us. The house is pretty big even when my father was still alive it was big for just four of us and a couple cats. Things are slow but nice, mom works hard at Farmers insurance and I sadly sit on my ass while trying to help clean up, living with a physical dis ability sucks, back hurts so bad I have to sit down for periods of time which impedes my ability to finish some projects I start, like cleaning.

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Last family Christmas involved 2 topics around the table. - Should I get a breast reduction or should I try working out with bake bean cans to minimize my bust (wtf)....

Then my Grandma announced that she wants Granddad to die so she can go on holidays because he is to sick to travel with her anymore.

This is in between: Watching both of my cousins poor parenting, my parents argue about the tide, my brothers gf walk around like a $2 whore, one of my brothers punching the other in the balls for amusement, my cousin trying to set me up with one of her alcoholic friends and being sexually harassed by my sisters dog that has a SEVERE under bite.

I take Rhys to meet my parents for the first time... Mum decided to announce that she cut her toe nails into weird claws and stabbed my sister with them, My brother stabbed the other brother in the dick with a pen, Bailey jumped into the pond and I borderline had a break down.

This is after me freaking out about introducing Rhys to my Mother because she slept with my 1st bf......

Got to love family...

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Last family Christmas involved 2 topics around the table. - Should I get a breast reduction or should I try working out with bake bean cans to minimize my bust (wtf)....

Then my Grandma announced that she wants Granddad to die so she can go on holidays because he is to sick to travel with her anymore.

This is in between: Watching both of my cousins poor parenting, my parents argue about the tide, my brothers gf walk around like a $2 whore, one of my brothers punching the other in the balls for amusement, my cousin trying to set me up with one of her alcoholic friends and being sexually harassed by my sisters dog that has a SEVERE under bite.

I take Rhys to meet my parents for the first time... Mum decided to announce that she cut her toe nails into weird claws and stabbed my sister with them, My brother stabbed the other brother in the dick with a pen, Bailey jumped into the pond and I borderline had a break down.

This is after me freaking out about introducing Rhys to my Mother because she slept with my 1st bf......

Got to love family...

what the fuck ness? xD

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Last family Christmas involved 2 topics around the table. - Should I get a breast reduction or should I try working out with bake bean cans to minimize my bust (wtf)....

Then my Grandma announced that she wants Granddad to die so she can go on holidays because he is to sick to travel with her anymore.

This is in between: Watching both of my cousins poor parenting, my parents argue about the tide, my brothers gf walk around like a $2 whore, one of my brothers punching the other in the balls for amusement, my cousin trying to set me up with one of her alcoholic friends and being sexually harassed by my sisters dog that has a SEVERE under bite.

I take Rhys to meet my parents for the first time... Mum decided to announce that she cut her toe nails into weird claws and stabbed my sister with them, My brother stabbed the other brother in the dick with a pen, Bailey jumped into the pond and I borderline had a break down.

This is after me freaking out about introducing Rhys to my Mother because she slept with my 1st bf......

Got to love family...

WAIT WHAT? she did what and what happened on christmas god i dont wanna know what your easter is like

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I only see them on major events. Or when one of us hurts ourselves badly.

Brother got arm caught in lathe - Visit.

I had a bad stack on my bike - Visit.

I had Bailey - Visit.

Dad almost died - Visit.

Christmas. Some birthdays and that is about it :P

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Well, it's just me, the wife, and the baby. Life is good and for the most part quiet. Oh and a cat, used to be 2 cats, but one disappeared after I got back from vacation a couple months ago. I guess I'll probably replace him cause my other cat mopes around acting all lonely and stuff.

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