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Hello,

Im still flipping through the entire backlogs of information and various posts, but I thought a few of you would find some real amusment from this online comic pretaining to modern day Marines.

www.terminallance.com

Founded, drawn, and written by a prior Infantry Lance Corporal in the Marine Corps, this comic seeks to poke fun at the more ridiculous things that occur throughout the Corps. The forums attached to the website are also a great source of infromation about the real job of being a Marine, as well as the current ramblings of those active/reserve/ retired who frequent those boards.

As a moderator on those forums, I feel like a lot of you could get some laughs from that niche of the interwebs, so knock yourselves out.

For the rest of us, there's always Penny-Arcade.

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Most of the jokes are typical Marine humor, but most of it is low brow and easily understand-able.

Im more interested in seeing others frequent those forums, as they're filled with as many 'interesting' folks as these.

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hahaha, I read this a while ago...

Love that he links you to the EAS song, classic if you've never seen it.

Lyrics for those curious:

Driving down the road in my humvee, searching vehicles and Iraqis. Staying in my rack and watching "One Tree Hill", so I'm never gonna get a confirmed kill.

Reporting contact even if we don't get it, Just so that we can get our combat action ribbon.

Its a Fucked up arrangement! Our PPE prevents proper engagement. Its an OIF 7 or 17, It doesn't really matter I'm OFP.

The War is already over so lets go home. I can't wait to go on leave so I can get stoned.

Post 2 this is post 1 give me a radio check. Post 1 this is 3, 2's asleep again. Post 3 this is post 1 I got a mission for you: Send a runner to wake up post 2. Post 3 Post 3 come in, how do you read? Sorry Post 1 this is the COC. Post 1 Post 1 who is your SOG maybe he can tell me why his Marines are sleeping.

Its a Fucked up arrangement! Our PPE prevents proper engagement. Its an OIF 7 or 17, It doesn't really matter I'm OFP. The War is already over so lets go home.

I can't wait to go on leave so I can get stoned.

4th, 2nd and 1st what the fuck is that shit? Ya'll desperately need to find a different act. Turd Platoon is what they say. But you know them niggas always got the sharpest skates.

And MO MO I got PTSD. Sick and tired of hearing my Staff Sergeant scream.

But I would rather run over an IED, than ever have to hear the BC speak to me.

Its a Fucked up arrangement. A shitbag with a bad reputation.

We got M16 and 203's, 50 cals and MK19's. 240g's and PAS13's, RCO's and MRE's.

We got PCI's and PCC's and NVG's and NJP's and HVI's and HVT's and POA's and PFC's, and LAR, EOD and QRF and MSG, MCO and SOG and POV and PFC's and EOF and BFP, OVH and RPG, EDL and IED and BFA and COC's.

And last of all we got just one left its the most important one: Its the EAS SONG!

And hey ya'll know im just a Lance Coolie, and I hate everybody in the COC.

1st SGT, he would never give me a chance, that's why I'm getting out as a terminal lance.

Sing EAS baby, you can't stop time! Uncle Sam's getting his, so I'm getting mine.

FUSCMC, you can suck my Cock! Can't wait to be another homeboy back in the block yaa.

Its a Fucked up arrangement! Our PPE prevents proper engagement.

Its an OIF 7 or 17, It doesn't really matter I'm OFP. The War is already over so lets go home. I can't wait to go on leave so I can get stoned.

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