Favorite Movie Quotes

[Lefebvre]

-"I don't know how to say it so i'll just do...your brothers are dead..."

[...]

-"but there still in grammar school..."

[Cayen]

fail lefebvre u have to guess jasko's and its couples retreat

“Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.''

[Wells 1st MRB]

40 yr old virgin

"Thats what I like about these high school girls; I keep getting older...they stay the same age"

[Jasko]

Dazed and Confused

"What the fuck was that!?...So mean"

[Ford 1st MRB]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (favorite movie)

"Barf, puke, WHATEVAH!"

did i do it right Ford? Does this post get your approval now? I couldnt sleep last night knowing that i fucked up on this forum game, its really weighing me down.

You should be more worried about being a dumbass than gaining my approval.

I have no idea Jasko...

Office Space?

"We're in the spirit world asshole"

[Mamora BAR]

Rush Hour 2

" Ill Bitch slap you back to africa!"

[Collins]

You should be more worried about being a dumbass than gaining my approval.

I have no idea Jasko...

Office Space?

"We're in the spirit world asshole"

That is young guns

[Stab N' Grab]

if only there was a font style for sarcasm...

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

if only there was a font style for sarcasm...

Your terrible at this game...

anyway, continuing on and starting a new

"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "

[Kabasares]

Reservoir Dogs

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

[Harvey]

On the Waterfront. Brando was great in that one.

"I'll go...but not before I tell you; I got your fucking number. So you should know, that I know, that you DID THAT SHIT!"

"Fuck you Ronnie!"

"Fuck. You."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you!"

"Fuck you!"

"FUCK you!"

"Fuck YOU!"

"Fuck you Ronnie!"

"Fuck you."

"FUCK YOU RONNIE!"

"Fuck you Saddam Hussein of Iraq."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuuuuuuuck you."

*grimaces* "Fuck you."

"Fuck you.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck yoooouuu."

"Fuck you."

*Mouths* "Fuck you."

*Mouths* "Fuck you."

*Mouths* "Fuck you."

*Mouths* "FUuuuUUUUuuck you."

[Ford 1st MRB]

Observe and Report, great movie.

"You killed my... my..."

"Your what?"

"My..."

"Your fuckin' what? Huh? Your what, bitch?"

[puts gun to his own head] "I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little... "

"Skippy! Skippy! "

"Oh, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?"

"Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick!"

"Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!"

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[McKenzie 1st MRB]

The Boondock Saints, great fucking movie

"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

[Lefebvre]

fail lefebvre u have to guess jasko's and its couples retreat

“Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.''

Fail Cayen, it was in Saving Private Ryan when the Captain speaks with the wrong Ryan

[Emmrich]

The departed

"I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck"

[Wells 1st MRB]

hahaha Grandma's boy!

"Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus".

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

hahaha Grandma's boy!

"Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus".

Ahh this was a tricky one! Nacho Libre!

"Sir I don't see what the problem is! This creamed corn tastes fine to me!"

"It's DEVILED HAM!"

"Ah, that could be a problem"

[Wells 1st MRB]

Down Periscope!! (i wouldn't have remembered that one had i not indulged in netflix last week haha)

"I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?"

"You must know...he was your father"

[Kabasares]

Gladiator

"Go ahead, make my day."

[Luna 1st MRB]

Sudden Impact

"You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid! "

[Emmrich]

The Dirty Dozen

My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.

[Kabasares]

Batman

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?

[Jasko]

The Graduate

"Thats a nice beach down there. Hows the water?"

"Yeah, its nice and warm... and it's loaded with sharks"

[Collins]

Black hawk down.

"Sorry for the sugar the lice hate it"

"It's delicious"