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I think he rubbed his balls on your head Berg

haha migh be so! and if he did that he must be a ninja.

found this pic when i wher at a Lan cald dreamhack for 10 000 ppl in a town cald jönköping.

and yes its a olc pic you can se it on the big monitors that everyone have!

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This was back when me and my son had to flee Russia. They were expelling all the Jews. :o

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This is when I became a Nazi for Hitler*. I kept trying to enlist Austrians into the Reich. This nun volunteered. But we shot her instead.**

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* Dillon has never nor will ever have any affilliation with the Nazi Party.

** That nun is actually my sister.

You get points if you can explain any of this nonsense. Extra points of you can explain the first pic of me.

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This was back when me and my son had to flee Russia. They were expelling all the Jews. :o

timothytyler.jpg

This is when I became a Nazi for Hitler*. I kept trying to enlist Austrians into the Reich. This nun volunteered. But we shot her instead.**

lacieandme-1.jpg

* Dillon has never nor will ever have any affilliation with the Nazi Party.

** That nun is actually my sister.

You get points if you can explain any of this nonsense. Extra points of you can explain the first pic of me.

First picture.....you got me....(my ex was Jewish, she would be ashamed of me right now)

Second picture....Sound of Music.

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First picture.....you got me....(my ex was Jewish, she would be ashamed of me right now)

Second picture....Sound of Music.

Sound of Music is correct! Nicely done.

The very first one, no one will get. I was the dad in Little Women. Most boring play/show ever.

The second one should be easier. How many Jewish shows are there?

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Either way, there were 180 thousand people at this 2 day event, and every girl was on E and dressed somewhat like that. (actually, every person, male or female, was on E, even the security guards)

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Either way, there were 180 thousand people at this 2 day event, and every girl was on E and dressed somewhat like that. (actually, every person, male or female, was on E, even the security guards)

Sounds like you should have had a better time than you did. :P

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I heard the Jewish are more inclined to let you stick it in their butt? or was it give head?

I don't know anymore *shakes head*

The vagina will always reign supreme >.<...especially after seeing Zack and Miri make a porno

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