Jones's Wife & Car for Sale

[Jones 1st MRB]

Here's you one time, I repeat one time only oppotunity to acquire Jones's car and wife as a bargin basement bundle deal.

Milage:- Both low

Maintenence and running costs:- Low, (well one of them)

Price:- Offers in the region of $45k

Bought as seen, you can't test them out first.

[Cayen]

would a lease be possible lol, the car looks even better then the ones i saw on google tho

[Jones 1st MRB]

Lol Cayen, ever thought of the lease option hehe

[Brown]

Lol love the vanity plate you got on there

[Hastings]

Your steering wheel is on the wrong side >.>

[Parker 1st MRB]

I'm a big lotus fan and I'm liking you Elise, the one thing I hate about the Exige and Elise - its a pain to get in and out of them!

Oh and btw I can't believe you still have hearing without wearing any ear plugs lol

P.s. PTFM?

[Remedy]

My car has parts worth more than that bundle, but that is a sexy color...

[Hastings]

My car has parts worth more than that bundle, but that is a sexy color...

Pics

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

I'll give ya 200 for the lot xD. jk

Good shit though Jones!

[Takel 1st MRB]

Right, i'm old enough for one part of this offer, unfortunately i haven't started driving lessons yet, so if you could hold on to the car for a while till I get my licence and i'll take your wife now.

Theres a car showroom by my school that sells a mixture of lotus's (elise and exige, mainly) in various colours, aston martin's and bmw's. It has a tendency to distract me sometimes (not in school but when i walk past it)

Could i get a price reduction because you don't need to pay for shipping and a plane ticket?

Oh, and nice numberplate!